Is there such a thing as a God?

Well folks, that's the million dollar question...and quite litereally too becasue here at moneyforgod.org we are offering one million dollars to anyone who can prove the existence of any (christian) supernatural deity.

Yes folks that's right, a cool mil to the first man (or woman, unlikley.ed) to show conclusively that there is in fact a celestial dictator

or a real good guy with a very strange plan for the world....you know lots of suffering and confusion but ultimately everything will be heaven

well for some of us anyway...the rest of us will be burning forever in hell becasue we didn't believe in him saying banal stuff like

'but science seemed so plausible'

'monkey human dna...MONKEY HUMAN DNA'

'rocks looked so old'

'why so many stars...planets, galaxies, saolar systems...come on?'

There are of course many strict rules that applicants must abide by

money4god.org/rules

but rule 421 section a paragraph b is particulary important

'...... that although science is pretty, pretty, pretty good it is recommended that it is not employed as a primary method of explaining a 'god' or 'god figure' .......that with some of our judges being creationists it is liable to casue an allergic reaction or in some cases, as has been witnessed previously, complete paralysis of the cerebal cortex.

To ease participants minds however the money is held with a bunch of 'intelligent design' bankers who are super keen to part with it. Recent reports that the fund was 'sunk' into shares of Ken Hams beautiful museum have been discredited. As an impartial organisation we would never do anything to jeopardise our neutrality. Prasie be to god.....or Allah I suppose....

George Ham

**Entry fee $2000.00, actual proofs may not be accepted. Terms and conditions apply, one attempt per participant. No refunds.

Entry fee goes toward review process. Many brilliant creationists will review the application carefully and publish their fully unqualified opinion on this blog. Check back for updates. Only christian God hypothesis' are seriously entertained but applicants are welcome to try their luck...ha!